I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
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Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
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We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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