And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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