i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
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Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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