put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
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Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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