his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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