I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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