Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
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How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
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I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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