I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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