If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
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WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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