I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
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Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
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yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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