? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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