I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
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i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
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What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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