I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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