After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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