So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
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so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
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I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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