i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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