those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
