She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
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