i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
soo... how was my night?
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