Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I look better un-naked...
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
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