my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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