Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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