Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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