miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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