you guys were way drunker than both of me
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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