So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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