so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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