So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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