try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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