in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
The beers last night were like the tears from god
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
We are all done wearing pants today
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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