What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Found your dick twin last night
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Found the puke drawer
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
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Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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