You just made me feel so damn special
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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