I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
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You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
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You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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