no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
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