guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.