I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
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Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
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I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.