Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
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You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
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The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.