you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
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Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
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You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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