Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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