ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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