redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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