Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
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