While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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