drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Actions speak louder than pants.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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