Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
they need to just BURY HIM!
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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