Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
My life is pants optional.
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