I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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