id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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