She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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