I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
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He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
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Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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