doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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