You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
