just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Are my feet made of real feet?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
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