I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
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sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
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Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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