dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
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AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
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I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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