hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
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But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
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Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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