did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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